Bastfagflig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair raccoon.

Bastfagflig created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfagflig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastfagflig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bastfagflig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bastfagflig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.