Cubfebcud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, passionate bee.

Cubfebcud created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubfebcud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubfebcud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cubfebcud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cubfebcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cubfebcud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.