Bafguppid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain dolphin.

Bafguppid created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafguppid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafguppid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bafguppid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bafguppid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.