Sanjarncap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unjust wyvern.

Sanjarncap created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanjarncap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sanjarncap, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sanjarncap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sanjarncap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.