Nulyikstragfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful raccoon.

Nulyikstragfarn created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulyikstragfarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nulyikstragfarn, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nulyikstragfarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nulyikstragfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nulyikstragfarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about special relativity near birds while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three tin spheres on your neck.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulyikstragfarn.