Zigvedfat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent centaur.

Zigvedfat created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zigvedfat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigvedfat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zigvedfat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zigvedfat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never sing near squirrels.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.