Hongudrawril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing pig.

Hongudrawril created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hongudrawril, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hongudrawril, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hongudrawril's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hongudrawril's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hongudrawril in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hongudrawril loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about optics near monkeys while wearing purple rings and balancing six lead spheres on your arms.

5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the south.