Dinnellcut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless goat.

Dinnellcut created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinnellcut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dinnellcut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dinnellcut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dinnellcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Worship no other gods but Dinnellcut.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Dinnellcut's name in vain.