Fonflapbus Fomhasvan Cibhogtip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, resourceful dragonfly.

Fonflapbus Fomhasvan Cibhogtip created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonflapbus Fomhasvan Cibhogtip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fonflapbus Fomhasvan Cibhogtip, she will turn you into a duck.

Fonflapbus Fomhasvan Cibhogtip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fonflapbus Fomhasvan Cibhogtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.