Flignutflag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking weasel.

Flignutflag created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flignutflag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flignutflag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flignutflag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flignutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.