Vadtargteen Fabcathiv is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident human.

Vadtargteen Fabcathiv created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtargteen Fabcathiv, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadtargteen Fabcathiv, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vadtargteen Fabcathiv's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vadtargteen Fabcathiv's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at comets.