Hongab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent dragon.

Hongab created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hongab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hongab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Hongab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hongab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not covet oxen.