Jamcunont is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish camel.

Jamcunont created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamcunont, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jamcunont, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jamcunont's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jamcunont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.