Bagdavgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid spider.

Bagdavgov created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdavgov, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bagdavgov, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bagdavgov's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bagdavgov's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagdavgov.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Do not jump in public.