Pangarfyimtit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil cobra.

Pangarfyimtit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangarfyimtit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangarfyimtit, he will be very unhappy.

Pangarfyimtit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pangarfyimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.