Bogdonpop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent ant.

Bogdonpop created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdonpop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogdonpop, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bogdonpop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bogdonpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogdonpop.

3. Never gather eight shrews in one place.

4. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing green shoes and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.