Fobdapvon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humorless crab.

Fobdapvon created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdapvon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobdapvon, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fobdapvon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fobdapvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Fobdapvon.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.