Rownillin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain crab.

Rownillin created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rownillin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rownillin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rownillin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rownillin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.