Fodquagkim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud frog.

Fodquagkim created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodquagkim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodquagkim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodquagkim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fodquagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never chant in the presence of geese.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.