Kimyim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless snake.

Kimyim created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kimyim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimyim, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kimyim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kimyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Kimyim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always obey Kimyim's priests.