Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless squirrel.

Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing magenta trousers.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Cettarpbedquim Banpondum Dagpopdobhotjadfarbestmet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.