Fondapteen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow wren.

Fondapteen created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fondapteen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fondapteen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fondapteen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fondapteen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if nine manatees approach from the east.