Lidkadboss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying mole.

Lidkadboss created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidkadboss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidkadboss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lidkadboss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lidkadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing orange jumpers.