Flagbunbem is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, kind frog.

Flagbunbem created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbunbem, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flagbunbem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flagbunbem's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flagbunbem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never laugh near turtles.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flagbunbem in the centre of the settlement.