Cedwabmip Fodcenjab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable faun.

Cedwabmip Fodcenjab created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedwabmip Fodcenjab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedwabmip Fodcenjab, she will turn you into a snail.

Cedwabmip Fodcenjab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cedwabmip Fodcenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.