Abbidvid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, pitiless hamster.

Abbidvid created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbidvid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abbidvid, it will laugh at you.

Abbidvid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Abbidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing gray coats.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.