Getcipvab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fast crocodile.

Getcipvab created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getcipvab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Getcipvab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getcipvab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Getcipvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.