Sogshavapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring swan.

Sogshavapp created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogshavapp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sogshavapp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sogshavapp's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sogshavapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Never point your back toward the east during prayer.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.