Nurllibfem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish fairy.

Nurllibfem created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllibfem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurllibfem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nurllibfem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nurllibfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Nurllibfem first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Nurllibfem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.