Nullkemjat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair finch.

Nullkemjat created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullkemjat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullkemjat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nullkemjat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nullkemjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Run away if three dogs approach from the west.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullkemjat.

5. Never wear cyan hats.