Appsanster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain hamster.

Appsanster created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Appsanster, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appsanster, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Appsanster's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Appsanster's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Appsanster in the centre of the settlement.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.