Dansoglig Xuckadjan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful squid.

Dansoglig Xuckadjan created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dansoglig Xuckadjan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dansoglig Xuckadjan, it will turn you into a plant.

Dansoglig Xuckadjan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dansoglig Xuckadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.