Stikdunstig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless goose.

Stikdunstig created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikdunstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stikdunstig, she will ignore you.

Stikdunstig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stikdunstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Never write about enzymes.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.