Dobjadmob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic porpoise.

Dobjadmob created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobjadmob, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobjadmob, it will turn you into a rat.

Dobjadmob's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dobjadmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Never run in the presence of snakes.

5. Always help shrews in need.