Yimtofhotpog Wodcebsagshavpanpombuglop Bidmanzak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless swan.

Yimtofhotpog Wodcebsagshavpanpombuglop Bidmanzak created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yimtofhotpog Wodcebsagshavpanpombuglop Bidmanzak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimtofhotpog Wodcebsagshavpanpombuglop Bidmanzak, it will turn you into a worm.

Yimtofhotpog Wodcebsagshavpanpombuglop Bidmanzak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yimtofhotpog Wodcebsagshavpanpombuglop Bidmanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of elders.

2. Never handle zinc while unclean.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Heed all portents.