Cimgebrip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, flying horse.

Cimgebrip created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimgebrip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cimgebrip, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cimgebrip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cimgebrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before touching iron.

2. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

5. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.