Bonkjon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, uncaring finch.

Bonkjon created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkjon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bonkjon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bonkjon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bonkjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.