Nakbassmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful gnu.

Nakbassmeg created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Nakbassmeg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nakbassmeg, it will turn you into a plant.

Nakbassmeg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nakbassmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mites approach from the west.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nakbassmeg.

4. Never travel toward the south during summer.

5. Never adorn your hands with mauve markings.