Cudyarlcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty fish.

Cudyarlcap created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyarlcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cudyarlcap, she will laugh at you.

Cudyarlcap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cudyarlcap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dogs while wearing brown corsets and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.