Disstinstig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident skunk.

Disstinstig created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disstinstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Disstinstig, she will not invite you to parties.

Disstinstig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Disstinstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always pray immersed in water.