Quatshavmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent lion.

Quatshavmeg created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Quatshavmeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatshavmeg, he will make you grow a tail.

Quatshavmeg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Quatshavmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.