Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, thoughtless wren.

Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Worship no other gods but Timminbestdotyarlvaghoglig.