Zagfobnell is a god.
He takes the form of a small, fussy
finch.
Zagfobnell created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagfobnell, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Zagfobnell, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Zagfobnell's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Zagfobnell's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Zagfobnell loves goats, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not kill sharks.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.