Zagfobnell is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy finch.

Zagfobnell created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfobnell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zagfobnell, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zagfobnell's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zagfobnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Zagfobnell loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.