Cargebbog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered bear.

Cargebbog created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cargebbog, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cargebbog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cargebbog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cargebbog's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near swans while wearing green stockings and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.