Rowjen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless swan.

Rowjen created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowjen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowjen, it will turn you into a rat.

Rowjen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rowjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about special relativity.