Hanbemhan Bungabxuc is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent centipede.

Hanbemhan Bungabxuc created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbemhan Bungabxuc, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hanbemhan Bungabxuc, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hanbemhan Bungabxuc's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hanbemhan Bungabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear hats.