Hanbemhan Bungabxuc is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent
centipede.
Hanbemhan Bungabxuc created silver six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hanbemhan Bungabxuc, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hanbemhan Bungabxuc, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Hanbemhan Bungabxuc's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Hanbemhan Bungabxuc's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick pigs.
2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never wear hats.