Nelfabbum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain fly.

Nelfabbum created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfabbum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelfabbum, he will destroy your home planet.

Nelfabbum's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nelfabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Put Nelfabbum first in all things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help goats in need.