Lunnurlgep is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise pig.

Lunnurlgep created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnurlgep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lunnurlgep, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lunnurlgep's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Lunnurlgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Lunnurlgep's priests.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Never talk about gravity.