Pomzimstip Logsidpig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient bear.

Pomzimstip Logsidpig created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomzimstip Logsidpig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pomzimstip Logsidpig, he will make you grow a tail.

Pomzimstip Logsidpig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pomzimstip Logsidpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of gulls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always wear black.