Jansawlag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain eagle.

Jansawlag created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jansawlag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jansawlag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jansawlag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jansawlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always help great tits.

5. You must never eat melons.