Bidbutlib is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless slug.

Bidbutlib created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbutlib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bidbutlib, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bidbutlib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bidbutlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bidbutlib.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sit in the presence of doves.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.