Milweegun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, proud cow.

Milweegun created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milweegun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milweegun, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Milweegun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Milweegun's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing magenta boots and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.