Bimfenced is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced otter.

Bimfenced created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bimfenced, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimfenced, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bimfenced's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bimfenced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bimfenced in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.