Liksindut is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless
turtle.
Liksindut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Liksindut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Liksindut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Liksindut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Liksindut's Holy Commandments1. Never wear purple trousers.
2. Liksindut loves moths, so they must be respected.
3. Always help sick horses.
4. Never eat gooseberries.
5. Feed all hungry ducks.