Liksindut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless turtle.

Liksindut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liksindut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Liksindut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Liksindut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Liksindut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple trousers.

2. Liksindut loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.