Rowzedmistaf is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous
lobster.
Rowzedmistaf created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowzedmistaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rowzedmistaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Rowzedmistaf's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Rowzedmistaf's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Always obey Rowzedmistaf's priests.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not speak about nuts.
5. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing white scarves and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.