Padlibfut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciless crab.

Padlibfut created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padlibfut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Padlibfut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Padlibfut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Padlibfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Never gather four shrews in one place.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Run away from green aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.